Donald Trump To Be Awarded NAACP Image Award

Donald Trump has gone pass the odds of regular politicians and shaped his racist, sexist, farcical and fascist campaign for president into a bonanza. Amidst a swirl of rumors that his ‘campaign’ is an ‘extended reality TV promo’ just like Ben Carson’s is a ‘ book tour’ The Donald revealed that not everyone hates him.

‘ I’m going to get a Lifetime NAACP Image award for showing the world how terrible racism is ! take that Megyn Kelly ! I’m the new Martin, Malcolm ,Gandhi and Aung San Suu Kyi.’

The Donald boasted to a 40,000 capacity crowd in Iowa. No word yet on whether he will be as exuberant for his KKK Person of the Year award later this year.

Black Hermione Upsets People Who Believe In White Jesus

The news that a black actress had been tapped to play the role of Hermione Granger in the J.K.Rowling written play ‘Harry Potter and The Cursed Child’ drove racist twitter into a frenzy!

@bUDDHABless ‘ First they wanted the right to vote, to an education and then not to be called nigger. But now they taking it too far.’

@WillyKKK – ‘Y’all better not try it. Hermione ain’t no nigger. She is white.’

Even after J.K Rowling herself said she never saw the character as being of a particular race one twitter user retorted ‘ What does she know?!!’.

Ironically these same people have no problems in believing that a man born in the Middle East looked more like George Bush than Barack Obama.

@nomoreben ‘ I ain’t voting for Ben Carson again. dude has Jesus painted black. ‘

@WhiteJesus ‘ Y’all got Black History Month now yall want Jesus?!’

@HigherD ‘ Nah ain’t no way my G was black. he didn’t rob anybody or not marry his baby moms so he gots to be white.’

 

Fashion Magazines Continue To Pretend Black Fashion and Culture Never Existed

Vogue, Elle and Glamour are continuing their eradicate black fashion onslaught. Apparently black fashion trends have only  begun recently and or lack any validity unless adopted by white cultural appropriators.

Unless a white celebrity has done it then it remains unrecognized or undeserving of publicity. Last year was  deemed the year of the booty, because it apparently became fashionable and body positive to embrace a voluptuous figure and I’m like really? You never noticed how sexy curves were before? Oh well when you glorify stick thin models you might be on the late train to curvy town.

Or when you fawn over Kylie Jenner’s braids and full lips as being the height of fashion without discussing how these lips have been made fun of on black people or how black hairstyles like braids , locks and cornrows are restricted in many spaces or that black kids get sent home for these styles because they don’t meet a certain standard of what ‘neat’ is. Or why these hundred/thousand year old styles and attributes weren’t considered sexy or the height of fashion pre adoption by their white counterparts.

It’s so ridiculous next I’ll hear about  how Miley Cyrus pioneered twerking? Damn need to go tell everyone who’s been ‘on the road’ in Saint Lucia, Rio and Trinidad , that what they’ve been doing now has a name. The things you learn!

Yes I should be happy that black fashion is in the spotlight but no, the derogatory terms and attitudes that they used to describe it before or their lack of understanding of the history behind it brings a distaste to my mouth