National Baker’s Association Clarifies Bread Buying Attire Policies After Latest Row!

The latest row between Pip and Chas over their joint efforts to mamaguy the populace has spilled over into the bread making arena. After an ‘impromptu’ visit to Thomazo to buy their world renowned ‘hot bread’ Chas found himself the object of a Pip broadside over his attire, chastising him for wearing a formal suit and not a madras themed Lucian flag like he would. A neutral party however, has stepped in to clarify the situation, PRO of the National Baker’s Association Feh Pen announced that the only suits deemed inappropriate for the purpose of buying bread were birthday. Ergo formal and swimsuits were seen as admissible though frowned upon by the more bougouise or relaxed bread sellers. No word yet on whether the National Growers of Guava Association will put out a statement on Pip’s hatred for their product.

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