Sources within the medical community are touting an upcoming study by Professors Cheetah and Soulope who have discovered that individuals who cheat regularly have better hearts.
‘ Individuals who cheat regularly had better functioning hearts and experience little to no issues with their hearts into their 70’s. Even those who cheated only on occasional basis had better heart flows and lower cholesterol and blood pressure levels. Non cheaters appear to struggle with many risks and issue including depression inflicted by heartbreak and the terrible ‘horn’
The research study is expected to be released on Valentine’s Day 2016.
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Hahaha. Seriously read this thinking for real. What has the world come to and then read further and kept on laughing ‘valentine’s day’ priceless. Happy cheating
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