Santa Claus To Be Arrested On Multiple Counts of Breaking and Entering, Trespassing, Facilitating Laziness Says FBI

The NSA  revealed that it has finally gotten video evidence of the world’s most wanted criminal Santa Claus. Together with the FBI they are expected to serve a warrant at the North Pole for over a billion charges of breaking and entering, trespassing and facilitating laziness  for parents who depended on him to buy gifts for their kids.

‘ For far too long this menace called Santa Claus has threatened the world with his brazen disregard for personal property. We are glad that the NSA’s Vanguard satellites have tracked this Christmas terrorist.’

FBI Director Jack Frost.

No word yet on whether this will take place after Santa has delivered his 2.6 billion gifts.

 

 

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