Rastafarian Sentenced to 20 Lashes For ‘Bowing’ by Council!

A local Rastafarian Jah Guide has been sentenced to 20 lashes after his blatant betrayal of Rastafarian guidelines. The national 12 Tribes council determined him guilty after rumors circulated that he was an avid practicer of bowing.

(For the uninitiated bowing is a colloquial reference to cunnilingus)

‘ It is a disgrace, rasta nah bow. That is battyman ting. He lucky we nah cut his locks instead and is just a few lashes he get. Rasta nah bow.’

Sources tell us that close to 75% of Rastas in the Caribbean are secret bowers and take extreme measures to hide when it is ‘eating time’.

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