West Indies To Pretend Loss Of Sunil Narine To Affect Series Vs Australia

The West Indies Cricket team along with the WICB have decided to present the mirage that the loss of Sunil Narine has impacted their chances for victory versus Australia.

Sources inside the dressing room indicate to us that the conspiracy theory that the ICC targeted Narine to sabotage the Australian series are well underway.

‘ You know we were on course to totally humiliating and embarrassing Australia when the ICC helped them and took out Narine, so now we have no chance at all. I’m so sad.’

WICB Member Brian Carl Hooper

‘ No hope for us without Narine, we letting the fans know early before they blame us .Las Vegas had us at 80% of victory with Narine, now he gone? 0.2%’

A sad day in West Indies Cricket, obviously this team would demolish the world if only it had Sunil Narine at its helm.


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