Ides Of March : November 15th, Will Caeser Scream ‘Et Tu Brutus?”

The wards at Victoria Hospital are expected to  be filled, come Sunday , after the UWP Convention at the Gros Islet Secondary School. The expected cause? Knife wounds from all the alleged backstabbing from before and during the convention.

Leaders from both camps, the reformist Chastanet and Molotov cocktail thrower Flood – Beaubrun are under heavy guard n an effort to prevent them from being backstabbed by delegates or expected turncoat associates.

We reached out to our media observers for a comment on the expected bloodbath at GIS.

” More backstabbing than a wrestling match.”

” Seems ominous, like the ides of march’

” Caesar may scream et tu Brutus after his house of cards fall down.’

All in all it seems everyone expects the circus , cirque du soleil and Hitchcockian drama at the convention.


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