Pastor Rebel BullshitTalker of the New Reformed Traditional Christian Temple of the Savior Church of Cedar Heights is extremely puzzled at the hysteria and backlash his church has received after a former member revealed the Neanderthal, stone aged views of his congregants.
In an interview with DBHTS Evening News 4 the congregation members were seething with anger at the immoral attitudes of their wives and daughters.
” Satan I call them, they wearing skirts 2′ below their knees. Which other man are they trying to tempt into bed with them? Why is she wearing make up or perfume outside the house? To bring dishonor? Women are beneath men . they need to learn their place. I hate with my heart that my wife has a job and is not in the kitchen where she belongs . The devil is alive!’
Jack Ass, New Reformed Traditional Christian Temple of the Savior Church congregant.
Pastor Bullshit was apoplectic when it was suggested that his weekly sermons may be the issue in the church.
” We congregate every Sunday and I preaccccccccch the gospel!! The Holy Gospel! I tells the truth to the men. I don’t lie to them. Glory! Alleluia. It definitely ain’t me telling them women are deceivers like Eve and temptresses like Delilah.”