Kim Davis : The Explosive Jailhouse Interview

Kim Davis the embattled Kentucky clerk who refuses to do her job and issue marriage licences to LGBT couples was held in contempt of court and jailed by a Kentucky judge. She declined multiple opportunities to speak to us here at House of Pleasure about her situation.

HOP: So how is jail like?

KD: Impressive. Converted to lesbianism on my first day in here. Pink is my new favourite color.

HOP: So as a newly minted lesbian will you issue the licences to LGBT couples?

KD: Fuck No. They need to surrender to the lord and marry a person of the opposite sex like I did.

HOP: Which time was that ? The 1st? 2nd? 3rd or 4th time?

KD: As a straight white woman I am infinitely holier than they are and it is my job to judge all you fucking sinners out there.

HOP: OMG!

KD: Freedom of religion bitches.*

*Editor’s note: Kim Davis obviously doesn’t understand the meaning of the term like most people. At press time House of Pleasure was informed that KD was being released from jail.

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