Kim Davis the embattled Kentucky clerk who refuses to do her job and issue marriage licences to LGBT couples was held in contempt of court and jailed by a Kentucky judge. She declined multiple opportunities to speak to us here at House of Pleasure about her situation.
HOP: So how is jail like?
KD: Impressive. Converted to lesbianism on my first day in here. Pink is my new favourite color.
HOP: So as a newly minted lesbian will you issue the licences to LGBT couples?
KD: Fuck No. They need to surrender to the lord and marry a person of the opposite sex like I did.
HOP: Which time was that ? The 1st? 2nd? 3rd or 4th time?
KD: As a straight white woman I am infinitely holier than they are and it is my job to judge all you fucking sinners out there.
KD: Freedom of religion bitches.*
*Editor’s note: Kim Davis obviously doesn’t understand the meaning of the term like most people. At press time House of Pleasure was informed that KD was being released from jail.